i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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