I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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