Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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