operation harelip BJ is a go
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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