Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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