i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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