We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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