Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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