I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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