I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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