Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Randomize
