What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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