my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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