But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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