its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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