I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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