Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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