spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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