idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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