she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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