this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
