Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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