OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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