That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What a fucking waste of an outfit
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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