the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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