Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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