I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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