Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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