I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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