I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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