David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well most of my day revolves around power hour
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I have post one night stand depression
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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