ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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