he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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