Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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