Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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