Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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