I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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