i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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