Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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