would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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