Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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