I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize