you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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