so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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