How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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