He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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