Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Randomize
