what if I'm pregnant?
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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