found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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