so that wasnt chicken after all
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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