Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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