there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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