well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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