I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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