Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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